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Don't worry if you don't get the jokes, 'cause I don't understand the girls too ! Actual date & time in Adelaide (Australia): Sunday, Nov 8, 2009, at 02:34:09 Riddles & Jokes - A bus station is where a bus stops. - A train station is where a train stops. - On my desk I have a workstation ! Q. - What's the difference between a woman and a bowling ball ? A. - The bowling ball, you can't put more than 3 fingers in it ! Q. - What's the difference between mosquitos and women ? A. - Mosquitos are boring us only during summer ! A woman was at home looking in the mirror carressing her breasts when her husband came home from work. - What are you doing fondling your breasts like that? - I went to the Dr. today and he said I have breasts of a 25 yr old. - What did he say about your 50 yr old ass? - Oh we didn't talk about you at all. Men making love: - at 20, trice weekly - at 40, tries weekly - at 60, tries weakly

Dictums & Statements - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton. - About women, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. - The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - A mistress is something that comes between a master and a mattress. - Adultery ? Democracy applied to love. - Most of love triangles are wrecktangles. - To avoid AIDS, target the chin. - We don't say blind anymore, but no-seeing. We don't say deaf anymore, but no-hearing. We don't say gay anymore, we say no-thank you !
	Actual date & time in Brussels (Europe): where I try to survive Saturday, Nov 7, 2009, at 17:04:09